Friday, October 21st, 2011
*Two customers approach an employee while one tries to convince the other to ask him a question.* Customer: Excuse me sir! Employee: Yes ma’am? Customer: Do you have letters? Employee: Excuse me? Customer: Do you have letters?? Employee: What…kind of letter? Customer: You know, like…letters. Employee: What? Customer: Letters! Employee: …I’m sorry but I...
Monday, October 25th, 2011
*The store has been closed for over an hour and normally all employees would have left at this time, however a few remain in the store due to an overnight stocking plan. A man in his mid 20s approaches the door to the store which is locked. He proceeds to pull extremely aggressively at the doors and when they do not budge, he slams on them to get an employee’s attention.* Man: Hey open up!...
Saturday, October 15th, 2011
*Our store runs a fundraiser for St.Jude’s Children’s Hospital every year for terminally ill children and research for childhood diseases.” Employee: Would you like to make a donation to St. Jude’s Children’s Hospital? Customer: HELL NO! They should be donating back to me!
Sunday, October 2nd, 2011
*Customer approaches employee holding electronic case clearly labeled Ipod Touch 4G* Customer (to employee): Will this case fit my Ipod? Employee: It will fit any fourth generation Ipod Touch. Customer: So…will it fit my Ipod? Employee: Do you have a fourth generation Ipod Touch? Customer: Yes. Employee: Then yes. Customer: Well what about this case? *Presents another clearly labeled...
Thursday, September 29th 2011
Customer 1: “Do you think this case will fit my computer?”“ Customer 2: “I don’t know, what kind of computer do you have?” Customer 1: “I have a PC.” Customer 2: “Yeah, it should fit.”